dontgettoohigh:

MY NAME’S NOT RICK

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

(via thefrogman)

okatu:

pie eating contest?
nah son free pie

okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

pietepiet64:

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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OH NO!!

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

nabico:

ghzzs:

nabico:

now he’s talking to me about how important exercise is

who is this guy

he’s a japanese man named tanaka who added me completely out of the blue one day and sometimes we talk together and it’s magical

he plays the guitar but only does “stand by me” by phil collins and he will do it for you over and over

(via jesuschristvevo)

kaisertheshepherd:

He’s crying (not whining, crying) because I’m eating almonds and they came in a zip up resealable bag the same shape and size as his dog treats and I’m not sharing. He thinks I’m eating dog treats. And it’s really hurting his feelings.

(via zackisontumblr)

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

(via zackisontumblr)