THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE
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Imagine how is touch the sky
return here, please carts, i’m begging you
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You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
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Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works
you know she dead
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Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
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Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
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*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail
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